Merry Christmas : 2047

Merry Christmas: 2047

We bring you this testimony  from the long established:

 Tory Westminster Announcement Testimony Service

We bid you great tidings this Christmas 2047 !

We trust most of our  young citizens;  ' the youth of 2017'  have slept comfortably under a moss covered, fungus infected canal or aqua duct bridge.  Both sleeping arrangements are a  testimony of longevity to our great nations effort to secure colonialist and imperialist trade effort. Thanks to us,  those the ghosts  of Christmas past that those shady, dark places still exist for you to sleep under.

As we have made you aware, 47 year old citizens of 2047,  the youth of voting patterns this yester year,  2017 have suitably aligned with our structurally, functional system.  The new middle aged  ' citizens' of our corporate local / global nation have  also benefitted from sleeping on the pavements outside of our  thriving degeneration of local / global shopping centres.

Take notice many of you  are still offering to shine shoes, boot shines ,  cut new haircuts  and offer  international sim cards!  We ask you to  not fund these beggars please as they invade tax by pocketing any cash and not declaring it to our global/ local state systems that we have invested endlessly in since 1937.

We are  pleased to announce  that  very few young voices  are  left that are fed by 'benefits' and  simultaneously the  'begging'  ethos of 2017. Most of our 2047 youth  joined ' action groups' and realised that   'cul de sac.  politics leads to well... 'a cull de sac'  whereby you are settled on and in a  mass cull.

 We now bring you a brief musical interlude from our songs of praise hymn list: join in !

"Jesus bids us shine, first of all for Him;
Well He sees and knows it if our light is dim;
He looks down from heaven, sees us shine,
You in your small corner, and I in mine."

 We now resume our Capital Mass broadcast.

Our  latest 'TWAT' report  is a testimony to decades long effort to fix the voting system and in doing so fiddle with ward boundaries. This was successful due the failed proportional representation referendum in UK circa  2010. This purple refurendum paved the way  for our glorious nations true  ' pure'  blue  state.

Cameron's standing down to gain access to the magic money tree was mucheth appreciated. A capital mass tree is denoted to his first, his second and his third holiday home yearly, Thanks mate ! a true blue comrade!